By Zachary Bailes
Dear Michele Bachmann:
Seriously? You left the Lutherans and now want to be Baptist? Calling yourself “Baptist” doesn’t equate to much – there are as many definitions as there are Republican presidential candidates.
I’m not sure you’re up for the challenge. In fact, if I know your party well enough I’d say that your recent, New York Times-reported transition into Baptist life is possibly more of a political ploy than a matter of conviction.
My interest rests not in placing judgment upon your faith. Baptist heritage possesses a desire for conversation, and fights for freedom of conscience. Both of these basic tenets appear antithetical to your political posturing and policy. I’m not surprised, however, that you’ve chosen the Baptist route. Many Baptists in recent decades have pushed your political party into the forefront using their faith as a political tool. The confusion, I’m sure, is unsettling.
I implore you not to use your newfound Baptist identity as a weapon to ostracize and castigate people. There are many that have fought for freedom of religion. Roger Williams and John Leland are two names that come to mind. Without freedom of religion your right to flip-flop between denominations might not come so easily.
Perhaps the most egregious point of your “becoming Baptist” is that you share the same denomination as a minister from Atlanta. He had a dream, and he even went to the mountain top. You might know him as Martin Luther King Jr. His vision reflected community, mutual transformation and justice. This is a yoke Baptists must bear. Are you sure you are equal to the task?
The litmus test for whether or not Baptist is your desired denomination is a business meeting. You might think Congress is slow, but go sit in a business meeting and your ability to compromise will be tested. In fact, it might make you a better politician. Who knows? Give it a shot and you might be surprised.
Michele, remember not to pick denominations based on political polls. In the end you will be left without a community, and you will be known as the politician who sold her convictions for political gain. Then again, you might already be that person.
Your Fellow Baptist,
Zachary Bailes